Kallun the Recluse
I've been in an introspective mood for the past few days - which is not that unusual for me, as those who know me well can attest.
But this time, to assist me in my ruminations on the meaning of life, I have my favourite songs on a playlist on my iPod, I've bought a bottle of bourbon, and a 2L bottle of coke, I'm going to sit on 30cm wide balcony, stare up at the neon-lit sky and I ain't leaving the room or answering the phone until I finish both...
Wish me luck.
15 Comments:
You must be freezing your arse off if you're outside. I hope you wearing a warm jumper.
I just polished off a bottle of Bombay Sapphire and am having a lot of trouble typing this. Thanks heavens for the delete key.
James
By Anonymous, at 12:46 AM
I'm wearing like 19 layers, so that should hold off the frostbite for 30 minutes...
By KJ, at 12:49 AM
Does replying to comments count as answering the phone? Philosphically, they're similar in effect. You react to an intrusion from the outside world. You really detract from the purity of your solitary drinking by talking to me.
By Anonymous, at 12:49 AM
Bring it on. I am being kept awake by the snoring of She who must be obeyed.
By Anonymous, at 12:53 AM
I'm taking a time out - my ruminations brought me back to the internet to check something quickly... I've had a brilliant idea. Tell ya about it if you're still awake.
By KJ, at 12:53 AM
Bring it on. I'm being kept awake by the snoring of she who must be obeyed
By Anonymous, at 12:54 AM
Try not to think of me naked.
By Scarlet Hip, at 9:19 AM
As if I've ever thought of you clothed...
By KJ, at 10:12 AM
mmmm Bourbon goodness.
By Anonymous, at 1:23 PM
so, did you notice i'm not commenting? because i'm not.
By Anonymous, at 8:03 PM
Ohm thanks for the recomendation. I seem to have got the job, so I should be the go-to guy for all matters Shinto from now on. 4649
James
By Anonymous, at 11:44 PM
Taken from a scrap of paper I found in my bag
"Hello. Super-kallun-fragelistic-halitosis. Even thought the sounds of it is something quite atrocious, the taste of it is anything but atrocious, fuck it, you're gay as a tree full of monkeys - the fingers don't lie."
By Anonymous, at 9:05 PM
Can't believe you still have that...
By KJ, at 12:31 AM
Not any more. It got tossed, but I thought you'd like to hear thsoe killers rhymes again
By Anonymous, at 12:17 PM
wise i could do the same..
everything at home is getting to me
By kachuaz, at 6:35 PM
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